Jon Zaremba




 

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Prohairesis

 

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2010

 

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This album is a musical representation of the faculty of my volitional soul.

  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

01.

Autonomy

 

02.

Obstinance

 

03.

Determination

 

04.

Tenacity

 

05.

Perspicacity

 

06.

Vehemence

 

07.

Vintictiveness

 

08.

Dexterity

 

09.

Prowess

 

10.

Veracity

 

11.

Avidity

 

12.

Illustrativity

 

13.

Stoicism



 

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Solifugae

 

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2009

 

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Loud distorted dark experimental electronic music.  Features music from the short indie horror films AFTERBIRTH and 13 STEPS TO TERROR. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

01.

The Crippled Scientist Travels from Aeons Past to Unleash the Ferocity of Ancient Technologies Upon this Naive Planet

 

02.

Sleep Paralysis is their Weapon

 

03.

Nothing Shall Remain, Not Your Memory, Not Your Name, It will be as though You Never Ever Lived

 

04.

The Insidious Wizard Grasps the Intangible

 

05.

You Cry Out for the God that has Abandoned You as their Decaying Bodies Amalgamate into One Impenetrable Barrier of Noxious Softness

 

06.

A Simple Act of Annihilation

 

07.

13 Steps to Terror Part 1

 

08.

13 Steps to Terror Part 2

 

09.

13 Steps to Terror Part 3

 

10.

Afterbirth Part 1

 

11.

Afterbirth Part 2

 

12.

Afterbirth Part 3

 

13.

Afterbirth Part 4



 

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Mayberry Romance: Music Inspired By My Hometown

 

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2008

 

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An album of mellow electronic ballads and ambient textures dedicated to the greatest TV show in history.  This quiet album was conceived as a counter to my previous full-length "Vigilante Romance" in order to portray a hometown that is worth defending at all costs.  Each song is a tribute to the character's most essential virtue.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

01.

Aunt Bea's Beneficence

 

02.

Helen Crump's Sagacity

 

03.

Ellie Walker's Independence

 

04.

Mary Simpson's Amelioration

 

05.

Thelma Lou's Devotion

 

06.

Andy Taylor's Judiciousness

 

07.

Barney Fike's Amiability

 

08.

Opie Taylor's Honesty

 

09.

Gomer Pyle's Patriotism

 

10.

Otis Campbell's Joviality

 

11.

Rafe Holister's Humility

 

12.

Ernest T. Bass's Eccentricity

 

13.

There is a Time



 

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Vigilante Romance

 

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2007

 

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Positive melodic aggression inspired by the romanticized Italian vigilante flicks of the 70's and the complete lack of justice and decency in America today.  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

01.

Elect Me

 

02.

It is Better to Die than to Submit

 

03.

The Only Way to Beat Violence is to Smash It

 

04.

The Laws of this Land Will Be Upheld

 

05.

When the Law is Unjust, It is Not Only Your Right but Your Duty to Rebel

 

06.

I Laugh as You Die

 

07.

Maurizio Merli

 

08.

I Will Seek Payment Not Only for My Own Anguish but to Vindicate the Souls of the Unavenged

 

09.

No Mercy

 

10.

I Worship Life

 

11.

Walk Tall In the Darkness

 

12.

Invincible Winner

 

13.

Love Against the Power of Evil



 

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Einhander

 

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2007

 


 

 

 

 

 

23 minute ep dedicated to my hatred for all of the record labels that have rejected me over the years. Up tempo, amped, grooveless electronic music with solos -- arranged as an outrageously priced five-song concept album which creates life from righteous death. Only 10 copies were made available. Each is housed in an engraved wooden box and hand-numbered in my blood and semen as a testament of my determination.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Your

 

02.

Death

 

03.

Is

 

04.

My

 

05.

Life

 



 

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Jon Zaremba 01

 

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Compilation 2004-2006

 

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This is a free compilation album featuring songs from the first few "Jon Zaremba" releases.  Click the link to the right to download the entire album with artwork in one zip file.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

01.

Fight for Purity

 

02.

Hail Charles Bronson

 

03.

I'm Alright

 

04.

The Price of Her Love Will Be Paid to the Ghoul who Watches from Outside Her Unlocked Bedroom Window

 

05.

The Living Walls are Soft, Soaked in Blood

 

06.

Jon's Candy 04

 

07.

Jon's Candy 05

 

08.

The Light Will Kill Them

 

09.

Room 10 Theme Intro

 

10.

The Defeated Beasts of the Underground Gather Their Strength and Plot Their Revenge

 

11.

Continual Self-Exorcism

 

12.

Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things (previously unreleased bonus track)

 



 

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Soulpsychadelicide

 

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Compilation 2000-2003

 

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This is a free compilation album featuring songs from the "Soulpsychadelicide" era of my music including stuff produced under various aliases.  Click the link to the right to download the entire album with artwork in one zip file.


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

01.

Horror 04

 

02.

We Won't Take No for an Answer

 

03.

Microscopic Devices Functioning from Within Your Neck

 

04.

Believe in the Energy Rays of a Jelly Doughnut

 

05.

We Want Less Zombies

 

06.

There is a Way

 

07.

Anyone Who Supports Hip Hop Culture is Our Enemy

 

08.

Be the Power (Deathstalker Version)

 

09.

Remote Viewing Don Quixote

 

10.

Horror 23

 



 

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Ryu

 

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Compilation 1996-2000

 

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This is a free compilation album featuring songs from the "Ryu" era of my music going way back to the very beginning of it all.  This is some pretty amateurish sounding stuff, so beware. Click the link to the right to download the entire album with artwork in one zip file.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

01.

Ken's Dream (Ken Parts 1-3)

 

02.

The Ballad of Iowotflaichi

 

03.

Hikage

 

04.

I Need Someone Like Ryu

 

05.

Your Eyes as You Kissed Me Through My Open Car Window that Night

 

06.

Make Me Believe that Believing In You Won't Make Me Cry

 

07.

30,000 Points

 

08.

The Rareness of Nazgol

 

09.

The Turbulence of Being Both Sober and Ugly

 

10.

Did You Get the Tape i Sent Ya?

 


 

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Odi

 

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2005

 

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Dark horror-related music featuring the score for an unreleased film called "Room 10".



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

01.

Room 10 Theme Intro

 

02.

The Secret Guilt of the Hotel Manager

 

03.

The Old Man Stalks His Prey

 

04.

The Old Man Strikes

 

05.

The Darkness Inside the Frame

 

06.

The Distant Light Can Not Be Reached

 

07.

Room 10 Theme Outtro

 

08.

The Defeated Beasts of the Underground Gather Their Strength and Plot Their Revenge

 

09.

The Inevitable Corporate American Drive to Eliminate the Genes that Combine to Form Individuals Like Me

 

10.

Continual Self-Exorcism

 

11.

The Beauty of the Ghost's Eternal Will for Vengeance

 

12.

On Black Winds Demons Ride Up from Hell to Massacre Your Women

 


 

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Jon's Candy

 

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2005

 

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The "Jon's Candy" tracks were originally self-released as an EP.  I added a few similar-sounding songs to the EP and made it a full-length to be released on the now defunct Lucky Unicorn Records.  These songs are light-hearted and pleasant!  Just like Mr. Candy!

  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

01.

Jon's Candy 01

 

02.

Jon's Candy 02

 

03.

Jon's Candy 03

 

04.

Jon's Candy 04

 

05.

Jon's Candy 05

 

06.

Girls Cry When Boys Put Faith in Fortune

 

07.

Bats Vs. Butterflies

 

08.

Death Doesn't Exist

 

09.

Gratitude for the Perseverant Cowboy Spirit

 

10.

The Light Will Kill Them

 

11.

Learn to Spot a Counterfeit by Studying the Original, Not the Fake

 

12.

The Sound of Valkyries Carrying Slain Heroes to Asgard

 


 

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Vade

 

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2005

 

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This 2 x CD album was previously released as "Vied".  This newer version is continually mixed and remastered.  "Vade" is music for unreleased horror movies...dark, distorted, and vile.

  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

01.

Nonexistent Voices Whisper Subliminal Passages of Hopelessness

 

02.

Her Skin Was Not Soft Enough

 

03.

You Should Have Treated Him Nicely

 

04.

You Can Not Hide - He Will Stalk And Slaughter You and Your Friends

 

05.

The Price of Her Love Will Be Paid to the Goul Who Watches Her from Outside Her Unlocked Bedroom Window

 

06.

Don't Walk There

 

07.

A Kiss Before You Die

 

08.

No Matter How Hard You Scream, It Will Not Be Loud Enough

 

09.

Bludgeon

 

10.

Illuminated in White, She Rises from Her Grave to Join the Forces of Darkness

 

11.

She Wants to Eat My Brains

 

12.

Remembering When You Were Human

 

13.

One By One They Rise from the Cold Moist Ground

 

14.

An Army of Zombies Marching Towards the Suburbs

 

15.

Paranoia is Your Only Defense

 

16.

Although the Black Fog is Blinding, You Know that You are Surrounded

 

17.

The Living Walls are Soft, Soaked with Blood

 

18.

I'm Bitten...How Much Time Do I Have Before...

 

19.

Taking Advantage of Dark Powers to Destroy Evil

 

20.

Splattering the Blood and Guts of a Field Full of Walking Corpses -- A Natural High

 

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One Warrior Against the Army of Death

 

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2004

 

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The debut "Jon Zaremba" album!  This CD marked my move away from music samples and breakbeats and an adoption of a more melodic and metalic song structure.

 

  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

01.

Jon Z. Vs. Satan

 

02.

Protect Your Soul

 

03.

Strength Without Unity

 

04.

The Thrill of Loneliness

 

05.

Hail Charles Bronson

 

06.

Kuji No In

 

07.

Fight for Purity

 

08.

The Advance of the Self-Righteous

 

09.

The Last 15 Minutes of "Drunken Master II"

 

10.

All Truth is Human, Divine, and Law

 

11.

Mjolnir Smashing the A.C.L.U.

 

12.

I Am the "Chosen One" Because i Chose Myself

 

13.

I'm Alright!

 

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Saviour Will Emerge

 

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2002

 

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This album was released just to put Soulpsychadelicide behind me once and for all.  Mostly leftover material from "We Love You" and some horror residue.

  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

01.

Intro by Emo Philips

 

02.

Remote Viewing Don Quixote

 

03.

Horror 22

 

04.

Horror 23

 

05.

The Call of the Princess

 

06.

Don't Give Up (Original Version)

 

07.

Be the Power (Original Version)

 

08.

Bye Bye By Emo Philips

 


 

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We Love You

 

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2002

 

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Soulpsychadelicide's farewell album.  This is the answer to my previous album "We Kill You".  Pure positivity.  Each song has a specific meaning and purpose.  I wanted to make this album to counteract the success of "We Kill You".  Sadly, nobody liked this one.

  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

01.

Intro by Brother Dave Gardner

 

02.

Get Ready to Fite in the Name of Heaven

 

03.

We Want Less Zombies

 

04.

We Want Less Zombies

 

05.

Love

 

06.

Negroes Only Breed (Positive Version)

 

07.

Don't be a Coward

 

08.

Anyone Who Supports Hip Hop Culture is Our Enemy

 

09.

Be the Power (Deathstalker Version)

 

10.

The Unlimited Possibilities of Human Beings

 

11.

Resist All Tendencies Towards Nihilism

 

12.

Don't Give Up (No Turning Back Version)

 

13.

There is a Way

14.

Soulpsychadelicide

 

System Corrupt Records

 

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Purify All Contamination

 

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2001

 

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This was a special project for the Australian DIY label, System Corrupt.  It is a continually-mixed EP of unreleased tracks, remixes, and demo versions from the later-released "We Love You" album.

  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

01.

Intro By Steve Martin

 

02.

Deimos Vs. Semen - Blind (Soulpsychadelicide Remix)

 

03.

Leonardo Bacteria - Intolerancia (Soulpsychadelicide Remix)

 

04.

Horror 19

 

05.

Horror 21

 

06.

Purge the Evil

 

07.

Wong Fei Hung

 

08.

Believe in the Energy Rays of a Jelly Doughnut

 


 

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UFO's Are Real

 

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2000

 

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Analogue sci-fi and horror music released under my alias Don Quixote.

 

  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

01.

What S.E.T.I. Can't Hear

 

02.

The Chorus of the Saucer-Shaped Fleet

 

03.

Full Control Over All Electric-Powered Systems

 

04.

An Indestructible Metallic Material Which Maintains Complete Flexibility

 

05.

Grey / Human Fetus

 

06.

Microscopic Devices Functioning from Within Your Neck

 

07.

Are They Visitors from the Phuture?

 

08.

Whether UFO's are from Another Galaxy, Dimension, or Time, Their Reality Should be an Inspiration to Earthlings, Regardless if Their Agenda is of Good or Evil Simply as an Illustration of the Supreme Magnificence of Creation

 


 

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Amen Girlies Dude

 

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2000

 

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A happy-hardcore influenced EP released under my Dreamboy alias.

 

  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

01.

Girl Oh Girl!

 

02.

Why Do i Dream of You?

 

03.

You Make Me Say Owww!

 

04.

I Want Your Love!

 

05.

Love to Love the Girlies!

 

06.

Underwater Striptease!

 


 

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Korg Poly Sixtyone

 

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2000

 

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One continuous track produced with nothing more than a Korg Poly 61 synth and some cheap reverb/delay.  Recorded live on 07/18/00 at my Millvale, PA apartment.  Released under my Don Quixote alias.

 

  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Korg Poly Sixtyone

 



 


 

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Lonely Little Ballads

 

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2000

 

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Slow, sad love songs released under my Iowotflaichi alias.

  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

01.

One

 

02.

Drop that Zero and Get with the Hero

 

03.

Where is My Orchid to Fite Beside Me?

 

04.

Tell Me Why

 

05.

I Miss Danielle

 

06.
Eat Me, I Taste Good

 

07.

She Made Me Feel Alive Again

 

08.

Did You Get the Tape i Sent Ya?

 

09.

Marcela's Big Anime Eyes

 

10.

My Two Inch Subwoofer

 

11.

None

 


 

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Did You Get the Tape i Sent Ya?

 

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2000

 

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Maxi-single for the forthcoming Iowotflaichi release.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

01.

Did You Get the Tape i Sent Ya? (Album Version)

 

02.

The Naive Soloist

 

03.

The Naive Soloist (Tiny Little Vocal Version)

 

04.

Did You Get the Tape i Sent Ya? (3:00 Radio Edit)

 

05.

Voyeur

 

06.

One (Terror Firma Sky Remix A)

 

07.

Did You Get the Tape i Sent Ya? (Cypher Remix)

 


 

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We Kill You

 

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1999

 

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This album stinks.  Please ignore it.

 

  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

01.

Intro By Bill Cosby

 

02.

I Fucked Your Grandmother Up the Ass

 

03.

Be a Vigilante Even if it Gets Innocent People Killed

 

04.

Negroes Only Breed

 

05.

Anal Retentive Repressed White Caucasian Fucks

 

06.
Homos Spread Aids

 

07.

Fucking the Traitorous Bitch

 

08.

America is the Center of the Universe

 

09.

Nobody Likes a Whiner

 

10.

I'll Remove the Curse

 

11.

The Christians were Rite

 

12.

Incest is Best

 

13.

When i Pulled My Dick Out, There was Blood on the Tip of It

 

14.

We Won't Take No for an Answer

 

15.

Raping Girls is Fun

 

16.

Suicide is the Answer to All of Your Problems

 

17.

Dirty Diana

 

18.

Kill Your Parents

 

19.

Lick it Off Your Face

 

20.

We Will Always Hate You

 


 

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Blood Soaked Ambience

 

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1999

 

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The first of my horror score releases.  Released as Soulpsychadelicide.

 

  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

01.

Horror 12

 

02.

Horror 11

 

03.

Horror 02

 

04.

Horror 04

 

05.

Horror 10

 

06.

Horror 03

 

07.

Horror 06

 

08.

Horror 13

 

09.

Horror 09

 


 

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Opposites are One

 

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1999

 

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This is one of my favorites. It was released as a transition album from my Ryu material to my Soulpsychadelicide material.  20 songs over 2 CDs, each one counter acting the other.

  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

01.

Make Me Believe that Believing in You Won't Make Me Cry

 

02.

I Do Believe

 

03.

No Quiero Mas Dalor

 

04.

Pain is Good

 

05.

Cumming to Grips with Masturbation

 

06.
Making Love to the Unlovable

 

07.

I Can't Bear the Fact that i Lost

 

08.

30,000 Points

 

09.

My Delite

 

10.

Your Disgust

 

11.

The Rareness of Nazgol

 

12.

The Splendor of Dee Dee

 

13.

I Killed a Sparrow with My Car the Other Day, And this is the Sound of Her Soul Going to Heaven

 

14.

Kill Everything Without a Second Thought

 

15.

Lonelitude Level in a Full Room

 

16.

Lonelitude Level While Alone

 

17.

The Turbulence of Being Both Sober and Ugly

 

18.

The Insipid Textures of a Drugged-Up Pretty Girl's Mind

 

19.

Please

 

20.

Thank You

 


 

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Power Made Flesh

 

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1998

 

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The 3rd Ryu album.  Still trying to figure things out at this point, but getting better.

  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

01.

Pryor Love

 

02.

Unloved Symphony

 

03.

Cypher Screaming

 

04.

I Need Someone Like Ryu

 

05.

Autumn

 

06.

All You Women

 

07.

Oh Gee, I'm Happy

 

08.

Cursed Destiny (Chosen Edit)

 

09.

Your Eyes as You Kissed Me Through My Open Car Window that Night

 

10.

I Know that Anarchy is Not Possible Because All Things are Created to Inheritantly form Boundaries in which to Exist

 


 

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Before After Then

 

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1997

 

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The first official Ryu album.  I had such great fun making this CD.  I was young and had the highest of expectations for the future.  While the music is far from professional, and there are some mistakes throughout this CD, it will always hold a very special place in my heart because it marked a time in my life when i made a conscious decision that THIS is what i care most about and what i want to invest all of my energies on.  Thinking about it today makes me realize how important it is to never let go of that original feeling of optimism.  Each failure that came after this CD eroded that optimism more and more.  It must be rekindled and never extinguished!  "Before After Then" was the real start of it all for me.  Back when the internet was still young, i adopted a campaign to give the CD away to anyone who promised to make two copies of it and distribute them.  This helped to get the album into more hands than probably all of my other releases combined.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

01.

Aroma

 

02.

Between Love and Madness

 

03.

The Ballad of Iowotflaichi

 

04.

Layers of Lumps of Love

 

05.

Sometimes i Feel Like... (Dying Mix)

 

06.
The Way We Were

 

07.

Bekkless 1

 

08.

Bekkless 2

 

09.

Bekkless 3

 

10.

Hikage

 

11.

The End

 


 

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Crap with Potential

 

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1996

 

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This album was never really distributed or anything.  My first experiments at making music.  Most of these songs were done with a Roland R8 MKII drum machine and a 4-track.  At some point during this time, i invested in a Roland S-10 sampling keyboard that helped things along.

  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

01.

Perception (Volume 2)

 

02.

Ken's Dream (Ken Parts 1-3)

 

03.

Coup Coup Cock

 

04.

Dukuan

 

05.

Pleasant Dreams

 

06.

You Must Defeat Sheng Long to Stand a Chance

 

07.

Crazy Arthur

 

08.

A Tad Askew

 

09.

Sometimes i Feel Like... (Dying Mix)

 

10.

Sick (Congested Edit)

 

11.

The Battle

 



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